Barney Miller

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Episode Guide

  • Season 8
    • Landmark (3)
      Landmark (3)
      Episode 22
      5/20/82
      8.9
      Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Harris contemplates his resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.
    • Landmark (2)
      Landmark (2)
      Episode 21
      5/13/82
      9.4
      The 12th Precinct is sold; Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school; Luger tries to duck out on his mail-order bride.
    • Landmark (1)
      Landmark (1)
      Episode 20
      5/6/82
      8.8
      Wojo's discovery of an ancient weapon puts the 12th Precinct up for sale.
    • Bones
      Bones
      Episode 19
      4/29/82
      8.2
      A museum presses charges when an Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit; a scoutmaster catches a mugger.
    • Altercation
      Altercation
      Episode 18
      4/9/82
      7.5
      Harris and Arnold come to blows; a mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five year old crush on Barney.
    • Old Love
      Old Love
      Episode 17
      4/2/82
      7.3
      Dietrich's old flame pays a visit; a former child actor clubs an agent with a telephone.
    • Inquiry
      Inquiry
      Episode 16
      3/26/82
      8.2
      Internal Affairs is called in when a charge of excessive force is leveled against Wojo; an angry parent takes action when his child is declined admission into an exclusive kindergarten.
    • Obituary
      Obituary
      Episode 15
      3/11/82
      7.4
      A newspaper obituary causes a stir when the subject turns up alive; the detectives snag a modern-day chicken thief.
    • Arrival
      Arrival
      Episode 14
      2/25/82
      8.5

      Luger's mail-order bride arrives; A Mensa office is burglarized by one of its members.

    • Hunger Strike
      Hunger Strike
      Episode 13
      2/18/82
      8.2
      Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language; a nuclear activist goes on a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Barney declines a deputy inspector nomination.
    • Chinatown (2)
      Chinatown (2)
      Episode 12
      2/11/82
      8.5
      Unless he confesses soon, Harris and Dietrich's unwilling roommate may witness another murder. Meanwhile, harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon.
    • Chinatown (1)
      Chinatown (1)
      Episode 11
      2/4/82
      8.3
      A murder witness is uncooperative, so he, Harris and Dietrich are forced to share an apartment in seclusion until he talks; Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim.
    • The Clown
      The Clown
      Episode 10
      1/21/82
      8.8
      Street clowns fall prey to a serial mugger; a hundred inmates are sneaked out of holding in the middle of the night.
    • Examination Day
      Examination Day
      Episode 9
      1/14/82
      8.3
      The detectives don uniforms while Levitt and the others take sergeant's exams; Luger, working with the squad, is overly rough with a collar, and later with Barney.
    • The Tontine
      The Tontine
      Episode 8
      1/7/82
      8.9
      The penultimate survivor of a tontine attempts suicide in order to concede the money to his cousin.
    • Homeless
      Homeless
      Episode 7
      12/17/81
      8.4
      The 12th is overrun with homeless vagrants on Christmas; a greeting-card writer snaps; a cattle prod is the weapon of choice for a local merchant.
    • Games
      Games
      Episode 6
      12/10/81
      7.4
      A manufacturer of computer game processors is accused of espionage; a WAC supplements her income on the street.
    • Stress Analyzer
      Stress Analyzer
      Episode 5
      11/26/81
      7.8
      A job fair brings out the worst in a Peace Corps recruiter; Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.
    • Possession
      Possession
      Episode 4
      11/19/81
      8.3
      A husband is assaulted for forcing his wife into designer jeans; a disorderly conduct report leads to a man who swears he's possessed by an evil spirit.
    • The Car
      The Car
      Episode 3
      11/12/81
      8.2
      A car thief's conscience gets the better of him ... after twenty-five years; Levitt saves a child from a precarious fate; an overzealous sanitation officer goes to extremes.
    • Advancement
      Advancement
      Episode 2
      11/5/81
      7.5
      Luger wants Barney to pen a letter for his mail-order bride; a lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning entry; Harris gets a new book deal.
    • Paternity
      Paternity
      Episode 1
      10/29/81
      7.4
      Wojo's proven innocent of a paternity suit, but at a cost; a beauty queen is robbed; an irate theater patron vandalizes the theater.
  • Season 7
  • Season 6
  • Season 5
  • Season 4
  • Season 3
  • Season 2
  • Season 1
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