Barney Miller

Hash

Season 3, Episode 11, Aired 12/30/76

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Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic ("natural enemies," says Harris) square off with dueling swords.

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Hal Linden

Capt. Barney Miller
Abe Vigoda

Det. Sgt. Phil Fish
Ron Glass

Det. Ron Harris

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Mooshy Mooshy!! Wojo's latest girlfriend supplies the 12th with a 'gift' of hasish-laced brownies.

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By exapno, Feb 13, 2011 Report Abuse

THE funniest Barney...EVER! For a change the men of the 12h get to act a bit goofy,as they consume the laced brownies. Barney's 'deer caught in the headlights look gets used extensively as his men get high. Jack Soo steals the show again as Yemana :

(perp is droning on about his problem..Nick is dunking brownies in the coffee)

YEMANA: you know..when you dunk these its them make all nice and soft...and when you eat them it goes...mush...mush...moooshy....moooshy

Needless to say this episode NEEDS to be seen to be believed...as hysterical as any shows episode...EVER...moreless

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A box of brownies makes for some wild times at the 12th precinct.

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By ravens98fever, Sep 07, 2006 Report Abuse

Wojo brings in a box of brownies made by his new hippie-esque girl friend. Everyone in the room except Barney eagerly indulges, not knowing they contain hash. All of Barney's guys get stoned, resulting in some hilarious quotes and antics. I could list some of them here but actually seeing the facial expressions and demeanor of the guys is what makes them truly funny. Yemana, Fish, and Harris really stand out in this episode. In an aside, two elderly gentlemen of eastern European descent (apparently from one of the old "Iron Curtain" countries) are brought in for dueling out on the sidewalk with swords. One of the gentlemen is an actor and the other is a theater critic. The actor was angry at the critic's harsh review of one of his performances. Barney sits them down and explains to them how they really need each other to best do their jobs. The actor apologizes profusely to the critic, who is genuinely touched and apologizes in return. After the critic leaves the office, the actor turns to Barney with a triumphant smile and says "Now that was a performance!" TV Land ran a "Barney Miller" marathon a while back and this episode was among the ten most requested ones. Not surprising to me- this is a true classic!moreless

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- This is the first of Michael Tucci's four, unrelated roles on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season five's "Accusation," season six's "People's Court," and season eight's "The Clown." Edit
- This is the first of Walter Janowitz's five, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season five's "Toys," season six's "Strip Joint," season eight's "Homeless," and the series finalé. Edit
- Ron Carey joins the regular cast in this episode. Edit
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- Fish: (told that he ate brownies laced with hashish) First time in 20 years I felt really good, and it has to be illegal. Edit
- Fish: (mellow from eating a hash brownie) Step this way, criminal person. Edit
- Barney: Harris, take these [brownies] down to the lab and have them analyzed. (Harris starts to eat a brownie.) Barney: NOT THAT WAY! Edit
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