Barney: It's a lot of years since I was called down to the principal's office.
Luger: However, I want you two ladies to know that I got nothing against ya. Which is why, at one time, I almost married one of your kind.
Yemana: Ma'am, your call was not ignored. We investigated the screams. And you could have saved us an awful lot of time if you'd had told us that you live next door to a hospital.
Yemana: I got to check out some screams. It's either a riot or an orgy.
Fish: Nick, my doctor says I have to lose 15 pounds—any suggestions?
Yemana: You know what they say is the best way to knock off calories?
Fish: Really? (thinks) Who do I know that also needs to lose weight?