Sobol: The man's crazy. He should be a ride at Disneyland.
Chano: Nobody saw anything. Nobody heard anything. Just like always.
Wojo: You'd think some guy walking around the street with a rifle would attract a little bit of attention, wouldn't you?
Barney: Maybe if he didn't have any clothes on.
Chano: Yeah. Maybe.
Fish: Mr. Hackler, tell me the truth. All kidding aside, do you really believe you've been up there?
Fish: I'm just curious. What's it like?
Hackler: It's heaven.
Fish: So if Saturn is heaven, then hell is...?
Sobol: My name is Stuart Sobol. I'm having a little problem with my wife.
Fish: Over here, Mr. Sobol.
Barney: This is Sergeant Fish. He'll help you.
Sobol: Thank you. Is that your department?
Fish; Yeah. I started in homicide and worked my way up. What seems to be the trouble with your wife?
Sobol: She moved out of the house.
Fish: And the problem?
This is the first of Jay Robinson's two, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season eight's "The Tontine."