Barney Miller

Season 2 Episode 16


Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Jan 22, 1976 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Sobol: The man's crazy. He should be a ride at Disneyland.

    • Chano: Nobody saw anything. Nobody heard anything. Just like always.
      Wojo: You'd think some guy walking around the street with a rifle would attract a little bit of attention, wouldn't you?
      Barney: Maybe if he didn't have any clothes on.
      Chano: Yeah. Maybe.

    • Fish: Mr. Hackler, tell me the truth. All kidding aside, do you really believe you've been up there?
      Hackler: Absolutely.
      Fish: I'm just curious. What's it like?
      Hackler: It's heaven.
      Fish: So if Saturn is heaven, then hell is...?
      Hackler: Philadelphia.

    • Sobol: My name is Stuart Sobol. I'm having a little problem with my wife.
      Fish: Over here, Mr. Sobol.
      Barney: This is Sergeant Fish. He'll help you.
      Sobol: Thank you. Is that your department?
      Fish; Yeah. I started in homicide and worked my way up. What seems to be the trouble with your wife?
      Sobol: She moved out of the house.
      Fish: And the problem?

  • Notes

  • Allusions