Barney Miller

Wojo: No lady sleeps with a man for money. What brings you up here, Mrs. Miller? Liz: I came to get a check from Barney.

Linda: (to Wojo) I hope you're a good cop, because you're a crummy human being.

(booking a Puerto Rican hooker) Chano: Miss del Fuego. I came from a very small fishing village in Puerto Rico. Del Fuego: Me, too. Chano: I came here. I worked very hard. I learned to speak English. Del Fuego: Me, too. Chano: And today I am proud to serve the public and be known as one of New York's finest. Del Fuego: Me, too!