Mayflower: Say, man, since when is it a crime to come to the defense of a lady and try and protect her honor? Since when?
Harris: When you push her trick out of a second-story window.
Fish: (on the phone to Mona) Now, I'm going to give you some advice. Next time call Madison 8-5642. (hangs up)
Barney: That's the Fire Department!
Fish: She's in heat, isn't she?
Barney: Nick, where do we keep the office supply vouchers? Yemana: Look in the file under O. Or S. Or V. If not, then M, for miscellaneous. And if you don't find it in M, they're lost. Barney: Then I look under L? Yemana: Good a place as any.
Barney: Did you ever wonder why the sperm whale, which is the largest mammal on the face of the earth, has a throat about that size? (forms a circle with his thumb and fingers) Chano: Yeah. You know, I always did wonder. Why is that? Barney: Because that's the way it is. And there ain't anything you can do about it.
This is the first of Cal Gibson's three, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season three's "Moonlighting" and season seven's "Dorsey."
Todd Bridges would later play Loomis on the Barney Miller spinoff, Fish.
S 3 : Ep 22
Aired 3/31/77 (25:16)
S 3 : Ep 20
Aired 3/10/77 (25:16)
S 3 : Ep 19
Aired 2/24/77 (25:12)
S 3 : Ep 17
Aired 2/10/77 (25:11)
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