Barney Miller

Season 2 Episode 2

The Social Worker

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 18, 1975 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Barney: Fish, what did the doctor say?
      Fish: He said I was at-- at the time of my life when my body is going through changes.
      Barney: Sounds like menopause.
      Fish: It is menopause. I caught it from Bernice.

    • Barney: You know, you kiss good for a social worker.
      Liz: Oh, tanks. Tanks. My field supervisor will be very pleased. She asked me if I had good relations with the police.
      Barney: What did you tell her?
      Liz: I said, uh, whenever I could.

    • Barney: Where they sending you today?
      Liz: South Bronx.
      Barney: South Bronx? That's a rough area.
      Liz: The Rockefellers in East Hampton don't need me.

    • Fish: Maybe I am going out of my mind.
      Lovatelli: Yeah, when you're getting older, that's the first thing that goes.
      Fish: Not according to Bernice.

    • Polansky: I am a student of American history. You know, when I was a kid I used to dream about signing the Declaration of Independence.
      Chano: Oh, yeah?
      Polansky: Now I can.

  • Notes

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