Barney Miller

ABC (ended 1982)




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  • Hot Dogs

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    S 2 : Ep 13 - 12/11/75

    A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is his missing wife; a pair of lady cops makes an overzealous drug bust.

  • Fish

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    S 2 : Ep 12 - 12/4/75

    A glimpse at Detective Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restricted duty.

  • Rain

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    S 2 : Ep 11 - 11/27/75

    During a very rainy day, the squad must endure both the precinct roof threatening to collapse, and bad Bicentennial jokes from a nightclub comedian

  • Horse Thief

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 11/20/75

    Around the New York bicentennial celebrations a hansom cab owner reports his horse missing; a man assaulted in his hotel room insists he was alone; and Wojo arrests a seller of flag clothing.

  • You Dirty Rat

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 11/13/75

    Two pounds of confiscated marijuana is missing, a homeless man is brought in for spending a night in a department store, and a man is arrested for stealing a police car. Meanwhile Wojo is bitten by a rat, and Fish is brought down by a kidney stone.

  • Discovery

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 10/30/75

    Marty claims that a member of the 12th is harassing the gay community; the precinct computers think Fish is dead; a suicidal man reacts poorly to the possibility of being institutionalized.

  • Grand Hotel

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 10/23/75

    Romance blossoms as Wojo and Wentworth go under cover as a married couple in the honeymoon suite of a hotel experiencing a rash of robberies.

  • Arsonist

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 10/16/75

    Harris looks for an arsonist that's been terrorizing the neighborhood; Chano arrests a man for shooting at a candy machine.
  • Heat Wave

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 10/9/75

    A wife claims spousal abuse; Wojo and Wentworth are bait for a park rapist.

  • Ambush

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 10/2/75

    Yemana is shot in full view of disinterested bystanders, and Barney is offered a job in Florida.

  • The Layoff

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 9/25/75

    Barney, Fish and Yemana feel the crunch when a labor layoff forces them to do without Chano, Harris and Wojo; a manicurist goes deeper than the nail; a morose stockbroker takes to petty theft.

  • Social Worker

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 9/18/75

    Elizabeth has Barney worried when she takes a job as a social worker in a tough section of the East Bronx.
  • Doomsday

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    S 2 : Ep 1 - 9/11/75

    A disgruntled man with a belt of dynamite threatens to blow himself and the squad room sky high unless President Nixon agrees to speak with him; the plumbing goes kaput; Wojo arrests a phony man-of-the-cloth.

  • The Hero

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    S 1 : Ep 13 - 5/1/75

    Chano is guilt-stricken when he shoots a holdup man; Liz makes a citizen's arrest after being robbed at "stickpoint" by a twelve-year-old.
  • Hair

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    S 1 : Ep 12 - 4/17/75

    A scruffy Serpico-type cop has good reason to hide behind unruly hair; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.
  • Escape Artist

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 4/10/75

    A self-avowed "bird-man" drops in; Barney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel.
  • The Guest

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 3/27/75

    The 12th Precinct reluctantly guards a mob witness; Chano uses his co-workers' own cash stash to set up a narcotics buy.
  • Vigilante

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 3/20/75

    Barney is visited by Inspector Luger, who complains that his men aren't disliked enough by the public; a neighborhood vigilante is well into his twilight years; Wojo collars a cross-dressing teamster.
  • Ms. Cop

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 3/13/75

    An overzealous lady cop ruffles the feathers of the testosterone-run 12th; Chano nabs an obscene phone caller.
  • Bureaucrat

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    S 1 : Ep 7 - 3/6/75

    Guests to the 12th include a drunken bureaucrat and the 12-year-old who robbed Chano's apartment; Wojo closes the precinct's favorite delicatessen for minor health-code infractions.
  • Stakeout

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 2/27/75

    Well-meaning nosy neighbors overrun a covert stakeout operation.
  • The Courtesans

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 2/20/75

    A prostitute threatens to file harassment charges against Wojo; Rachel wants to move into her own apartment.
  • Graft

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    S 1 : Ep 4 - 2/13/75

    An old friend of Barney's is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the squadroom; Chano is after an obscene phone caller.
  • Snow Job

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 2/6/75

    The squad grapples with guarding a department store payroll and a flasher who attempts suicide in the bathroom.
  • Experience

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 1/30/75

    A bomber targets the 12th Precinct, as Det. Fish contemplates retirement.
  • Ramon

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 1/23/75

    Captain Barney Miller talks down a junkie who is holding the 12th Precinct hostage.