Barney Miller

Season 2 Episode 9

You Dirty Rat

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Nov 13, 1975 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Del Vecchio: Del Vecchio. Narcotics. (picks up Fish's pill bottle)
      Fish: Fish. Diuretics. (grabs the bottle)
      Del Vecchio: That's funny.
      Fish: Not at three in the morning.

    • Barney: (talking about Fish) He's got a kidney stone. But he doesn't wanna go home. Says at a time like this he wants to be among friends.
      Yemana: Sentimental fool.

    • Barney: How do you feel?
      Fish: Fine, fine, fine. It's just a little stone from eating the wrong foods.
      Barney: You'd better call Bernice. She was very worried.
      Fish: I intend to. I believe in giving credit where credit is due.

    • Wojo: I thought you guys said you got 20 kilos of marijuana.
      Chano: Yeah, that's it.
      Wojo: There's eighteen now.
      Chano: What?
      Barney: Eighteen? You sure?
      Wojo: I just counted it.
      Barney: Count it again.
      Chano: You must have made a mistake, Wojo.
      Wojo: I didn't make a mistake.
      Yemana: Well, somebody did. Four pounds of marijuana can't disappear in a puff of smoke—not that fast.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • The episode title is that of a line attributed to James Cagney from 1932's Taxi!, but that in actuality he never said.