Batman

Alfred: You don't fancy, sir, that this famous desperado intends to stoop to the robbery of a lemonade stand?
Batman: You've hit it! It fits like my glove.

Batman: (Reading the riddle on the wall) Batman! As one baker to another, How can you make a dishonest shortcake?

Robin: (Reading a riddle) Why is a musician's bandstand like an oven? Because that's where he makes his bread!

Riddler: (The Riddler has strapped Robin to a conveyor belt leading to a buzz saw) Riddle me this, my criminal crew! When does the Boy Wonder rhyme with "bubble"?
Molly: When he's in trouble?
Ridder: Wrong! When he's double! (laughing fiendishly) Split in two halves, right down the middle! (Riddler continues to laugh as he turns on the buzz saw) Camera ready to roll C.B.
C.B.: Rolling, Riddler baby.
Riddler: (Riddler laughs again) How do you like your sideburns, Boy Wonder? Long or short? Robin: Batman will get you for this, Riddler.
Riddler: But will he get you? I believe you said he'd be here in no time. Question. Is no time in time? (Riddler then uses a knock-out spray on Robin as Riddler laughs)
Narrator: After many gassers, here's a real buzzer!! Is Robin going to wind up as his own double?? Incredible but true, Batman will not arrive in time! Will we see the Boy Wonder sawed in two? Tune in tomorrow! Same Bat-Time! Same Bat-Channel!