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Aunt Harriet Cooper: Batman and Robin dead? What in the world is going to become of us?
Alfred Pennyworth: Perhaps that's a better question than you realize, madam.
Aunt Harriet Cooper: How I wish Bruce and Dick were here. Maybe they could console me.
Alfred Pennyworth: I doubt that very much, Mrs Cooper. I doubt it very much.
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Chief O'Hara: Have you no conscience?
Gordon: Great Scot, Penguin. This woman loves you. She's still willing to marry you!
Penguin: Who me? The Penguin. Married and kept in a bathtub?
Sofia Star: I do love you, Pengy. I'd try so hard to reform you.
Penguin: Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison! (waddles out)
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Chief O'Hara: On the ammunition used in the shootout with Batman and Robin. 297 rounds of ammunition, including Tommy guns and pistols. It's strange, isn't it Commissioner?
Gordon: Isn't what strange, Chief O'Hara?
Chief: 297 rounds of blanks. They cost more than the real thing.
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(After Batman and Robin have been gunned down)
Chief O'Hara: Don't feel too badly about it, men. You did what you had to do. It's always tragic to see a crime fighter turn bad.
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Eagle-Eye: Do you see what I see, Dove?
Dove: What do you see, Eagle-Eye?
Eagle-Eye: I see ghosts on a Batcycle!
Robin: Ghosts, huh? I don't think you crooks have the right spirits.
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Penguin: Back from the grave, you tricksters, eh?
Robin: Back to send you on a honeymoon cruise, Penguin. Up the river to the pen!
Batman: Gone straight, huh?
Robin: We'll straighten you out!