Batman: This is terrible, Robin! I don't know what I'll do now.
Robin: You'll get over it, Batman.
Batman: No, I won't! Old chum, I've been bitten by the bug.
Batman: Yes. Yes, it's in my blood now. I want to get back in front of those cameras. I want to see my name in light. "Batman" Headlines in the movie trade papers. Big premieres. Academy Awards. I'm afraid I've got it bad, Robin, baby. The smell of the grease paint! The roar of the crowds! I'd do anything to get in front of those cameras.
General MacGruder: Then you do think I have some acting ability, hmm?
Penguin: Oh, I think all generals do, sir. I think it's part of their equipment. Like, uh, gills on a fish. Agreed?
General MacGruder: True.
Penguin: Of course, if I may so, sir, I think you have far more than the average... ability, sir, not gills.
General MacGruder: Remember the Alamo, MacGruder. Remember Custer... no, no, let's forget Custer.
Narrator: The Dynamic Duo a pair of paperweights?? This time, the pressure is really on them!! Tune in tomorrow for the crushing finish!! Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel!!