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Batman: It's lucky you were in the vicinity of Gotham Square Garden.
Batgirl: Yes, luck is an important weapon to a woman crime fighter, Batman.
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Batman: Any last riddles, Riddler?
Riddler: Yes. What keeps coming back no matter how many times you throw it away?
Batman: That's easy. A boomerang.
Riddler: Yes. I... am a boomerang.... and I'll... be... back.
(Riddler falls down, unconscious)
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Riddler: When is the top of a mountain like a savings account? When it piques one's interest!
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Riddler: Oh, what's looser than a thread? A fish. Flying ribbons! A woman's tongue! Possibly Batgirl's.
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Riddler: Batgirls wilt just as quickly as other women!
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Riddler: Riddle me this. When does a painter use a trigger instead of a brush? When he's a stickup artist!
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Batgirl: What's up your sleeve this time?
Riddler: Up my sleeve, Batgirl? Riddle me once. What's most alluring when it's highest or lowest. When it's in the air or in a hole? When it's served you, yet you can't touch it? An enchanting ace!
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Riddler: Riddle me this, Batman. What are the chilliest 12 inches in the world?
Batman: Cold feet!
Riddler: Excellent! What suite of cards lays eggs?
Batman: One that's chicken-hearted. Now listen to this, Riddler. Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Riddler: Now you listen to me, Batman! My line is plugged into radio station GTZR! That means that all of Gotham City. (Giggling) Has heard you called. (Giggling) A coward!
(Giggling)