Batman

Batman: The mirror's broken Catwoman, and the last cat has crossed our path. From now on all the luck is with us.

Joker(unwisely lights a match while talking): Look, there it is, the gunpowder it's all clearly marked. Robin: Gunpowder? Batman: PUT THAT MATCH OUT YOU FOOL!

Mr. Keeper: THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY! Joker: A lighthouse? Private Property? (Laughs) Mr. Keeper: Well, private, PUBLIC, property. It means, 'YOU KEEP OFF!' (Outside The Lighthouse) Batman: I think we've heard enough.

Little Louy Grouvy: Those cats were the thieves: the chick with the swinging outfit, the CREEP with the green hair and those four clowns.

Joker(Shocked): No, you're GAPUMP, FINI, DEFUNCT. Batman: We're very much NOT defunct Joker. Neither is Batgirl.

Joker: It's easy when you know the key.