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Creeper: Breaking news! And if you broke it, you have to pay for it. And now the weather, partly gaga with a fifty percent chance of schizophrenia!
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Harley: (singing to the tune of "Happy Birthday") Happy anniversery Mr. J. You're very swell and okay. Seven years to the day. Take the night off, let's play.
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Harley: What do you want?
Creeper: The inside story on The Joker. Also your phone number.
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Ryder: What's going on here? We're live!
Joker: No, I'm live; you're dead!
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Creeper: Aw, sweetie got a boo-boo?
(Harley hits him with her hammer)
Harley: Aw, Creepo got a concussion?
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Harley: You think Bat's saw you, putty tat?
Joker: Oh he did, he did! He wouldn't dare miss a show about me. He's my biggest fan!
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Joker: (waving nitroglycerine) How would you like a free trip to Metropolis, aboard Air Nitro?
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Creeper: That's right, Mama. Hurt me - I've been bad.
Harley: Knock it off, creep.
Creeper: Creep-ERRR!
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Batman: We've got to get him out of there.
Robin: (looking at wreckage) Got a mop?
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Batman: Who are you?
Creeper: (sinister)They call me... (in manner of cartoon announcer) ..."Yellow-Skinned Wacky Man"! (sinister again) But I prefer "the Creeper."
Robin: Call Arkham, quick.
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Creeper: (to Harley) Baby! I love a girl who plays hard to get!
Robin: She just tried to kill you!
Creeper: (patting Robin's head) You're young...you'll learn.