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Joker: (referring to new Harley) Drown the kids, and shoot the neighbors! We have a winner!
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Joker: (to his hyenas) Yeah, yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favor and eat each other, will you?
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Landlady: A letter came for you Mr. Kerr. By the way, you're two weeks late on your rent.
Joker: So sue me.
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Joker: (When his car dies) I thought I told you to get gas.
Harley: We're broke remember? What was I suppose to do? Fill the tank, shoot the guy and drive off? (Joker nods his head yes) Now you tell me.
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Batgirl: (saving the Joker) Don't be a fool. You can't save that money.
Joker: I don't want to save it. I want to go with it!
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Harley: (reading headline) "Joker Seeks New Henchgirl." I'll kill him!
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Joker: I may be crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No thank you!