Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Season 3 Episode 13

Crisis: 22,300 Miles Above Earth!

Aired Friday 7:00 PM Oct 28, 2011 on Cartoon Network



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Mr. Freeze: Mr. Freeze at a roast. Who would have "thawed" it? Of all the heroes out there, I only have "ice" for you, Batman.

    • Joker: You're dropping more bombs than the Batplane did on my last hideout, Grundy.

    • Jeffrey Ross: I must say I'm flattered that of all the comedians, you chose me, Joker.
      Joker: Don't be. Groucho was unavailable.

    • Jeffrey Ross: Batman, I just wanna know, who put you in charge of Robin's adult supervision? I mean, I'd be worried about letting him walk to school alone than you have him disarming bombs.
      Gorilla Grodd: It's funny cause it's true.
      Jeffrey Ross: Yo, Batman, was everyone over the age of 10 busy? You must call him the "boy wonder" because you can't believe he's still alive.

    • Jeffrey Ross: Yo, Batman, what's up with that utility belt? Are you here to fight crime or remodel my bathroom? I mean, does it hold up your underwear? Because, you know, after kindergarten, most of us figure out that the undies go inside your pants. But I guess this way, you don't have to change your underwear every time you see Bane coming for you.

    • Jeffrey Ross: Sorry, Batman. I only roast the ones I love. And because they're holding a gun to me.

    • Batman: Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Ross. But I've got a few punchlines of my own I'd like to try out. Penguin, they should call you The Nail, because you're always getting pounded by the Hammers of Justice. I try not to hit your good side, Two-Face, but you don't have one. Riddler, the answer to all your riddles is this. (punches him)

    • Martian Manhunter: Gentlemen, I'm J'onn J'onzz. Welcome to Justice League International headquarters.
      Golden Age Flash: Justice League International? You said it was the other Justice League. The good one.
      Dr. Mid-Nite: I must have read the invitation wrong.
      Starman: Does that mean Superman won't be here? Superman's the only reason I came.

    • Martian Manhunter: No one's talking to each other. Ice, why don't you try mingling?
      Ice: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.

    • Guy Gardner: So that's the original Green Lantern? His costume designer must have been color-blind. Only thing we can learn from these geezers is how to add more fiber to our diets.
      Ice: They do smell nice, though. Like mothballs and menthol rub.

    • Ra's al Ghul: You've had quite an exhausting night, Detective. I hope you found your little nap refreshing.
      Batman: I never get tired of foiling your twisted schemes, Ra's.

    • Guy Gardner: Mind your own business, Gramps.
      Aquaman: Hey, let's all share a story. I'll start. I'll call this tale, "Please Stop Fighting. It's Getting Awkward."

    • Blue Beetle: So, uh, who gets to make the big entrance quip?
      Aquaman: After you, sir. Age before beauty.
      Wildcat: Well, thanks, fishface. All right, punks, the party's over...
      Aquaman: That's right! Your ecological incursion ends here, Ra's al Ghul! Ha-ha!

    • Dr. Mid-Nite: Lights out, creep!
      Aquaman: That's the right prescription, Doctor.

    • Batman: I see I missed quite the party.
      Martian Manhunter: Yes, my little soiree was just the thing they needed. It seems different generations can bond over a common desire.
      Batman: Justice?
      Martian Manhunter: Pie.

    • Jeffrey Ross: You know, this superhero stuff isn't so hard. Think I might give it a try.
      Batman : Stick to comedy, Jeff.

  • Notes

  • Allusions