Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Babyface: Well, if it isn't Plastic Man and, uh, and uh... uh... Elongated Man: Elongated Man. You know, the Ductile Detective. Babyface: Never heard of you.

Elongated Man: I just don't get it. I'm more professional, the better detective, and yet the public prefers you. Plastic Man: Ooh, not just the public, my d-list doppelganger. Batman too.

Aquaman: (on the phone) Aquaman here. What's new, old friend? Atom: I was just in the middle of conducting a delicate tachyon detection experiment... "old friend." Aquaman: Tachyons, eh? Splendid! Atta boy. Batman: Get to the point.

Aquaman: Outrageous! What miracle is this? Atom: As the Atom, I can shrink to the size of a subatomic particle and ride electronics along the phone wires. Aquaman: Do it again!

Aquaman: What kind of medicine shall we proscribe, doc? Atom: You don't know what kind of doctor I am, do you? Aquaman: A hero doctor, through and through!

Aquaman: But how small are we? Atom: About 15 microns. Small enough to slip between Batman's cells without damage. And uhh, that's Batman's cilia you're hanging from. Aquaman: Cilia and sillier!

Atom: As we travel through the villi, the CP4 barium sonar wave will indicate any monoclinic phylosilicates in our vicinity. Aquaman: English, man, English! Atom: Uhh, this little doohickey beeps when the cooties are near. Aquaman: Ahh, I... cooties, yes.

Aquaman: En garde, you microscopic misanthrope! Ah, we shall call this adventure "The One Where Larger-Than-Life Heroes Come in Small Packages."

Atom: It's replicating! Aquaman: Yes, and it's making more of itself, too!

Atom: (to Aquaman) See, thinking's not so tough. Maybe you should try it sometime.

Aquaman: Good boy. You were magnificent. Yes, big hug. Atom: He's not hugging you. "He" is merely interpreting as a foreign body to be surrounded and destroyed. Aquaman: Sure feels like a hug to me. And since we found you in Batman's blood stream, I think we'll name him "Platelet." Atom: Except that's a lymphocyte. Aquaman: Platelet it is!

Aquaman: Hi-yo Platelet, away!

Atom: What are you doing? Aquaman: Drawing their forces so you can destroy the seed cell. Atom: But you'll never survive! Aquaman: Perhaps, but at least I'll have one heck of a story!

Atom: Outrageous! Evildoers, beware my wrath! Aquaman: Uhh, what about the plan? Atom: Blah, blah, blah. Let's punch them!