Baywatch

Girl: You gonna keep me safe? Jason: As safe as your mother's arms.

Sean: (to Kekoa) You're our strongest swimmer, our best water person, in many ways even better than Jason. Yet you hesitate, you're afraid to commit. Figure out why and do something about it before someone gets killed.

Allie: You didn't know? Mitch: Am I acting like a man who knew his 19 year old son was getting married today?! No, I didn't know! I didn't even know he was dating. I mean, he casually mentioned something about a girl he was seeing but I had no idea!

Jason: We shared the mouthpiece, that's the most intimate act possible in the Hawaiian culture. Allie: You keep telling lies like that, boy, and the Hawaiians are gonna drive you back to Texas!

Jason: Strawberries. Allie: What? Jason: You taste just like strawberries! (he and JD leave on a jet ski)

Lyle: (to Mitch) Look, who makes a commitment in this country any more? Nobody, nobody takes responsibility for anything. Play, have fun, enjoy the sex and not the responsibility. I'm not just talking about your Hobie or my Sarah, it's all kids.