Kekoka: That's the second favourite gift that the Hawaiians gave the first Westerners. Sean: What was the first favourite, food? Kekoka: Sex. Sean: Good gift.
Dawn: Let's just say that desire is no longer from afar. She's moving in closer. Allie: Oh, well, Sean won't stand for that. Dawn: Right! Sean has the willpower and self-control to resist Kekoka!
(a beautiful woman in a canoe has asked if Jason and JD need help) Jason: She looks just the kind of person who can give me just the kind of help I need!
Jason: You ladies look like you work out a lot. Girl: Every day. Jason: It shows.
Sean: I have this situation and umm...it's about women. Jason: First of all, there's no such animal as 'women.' I mean, you can generalize about horses or maybe even cats but not women. So your problem's not with women, your problem's with a woman.
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