Beakman's World

Beakman: Beakman's little known fourth rule of motion states... Phoebe: (continuing) ...that guys in rat suits should not drive because they will inevitably... (crash sound off screen) Lester: ...crash. (finishing)

Beakman:(in NYC accent): We'll flock togetherlike birds of a feather!

(Lester produces a fake parrot) Lester: No fuss, no muss... Phoebe: No heartbeat!

Phoebe: Can't anyone here play this game? It's time to airbrush your ego! Here he is... The woodworker of the wondrous... The metallurgist of the melancholy... The Nia Peeples of the scientific steeples... The one, the only, the Beakman! Beakman: You fling them, I'll sing them, let's Caribbean cowboy!!!

Don: Birds can talk? Herb: Where does he get this stuff? Don: Talking birds... Herb: Of all the ideas...

Beakman: Our fine feathered friend, the parakeet, also known as the budgerigar or "budgie", is a native of Australia. Lester (Australian accent): Hey, g'day, mate! And speaking of down under, I just happen to be wearing down under-wear! Phoebe: Fruit of the Lame, no doubt!

Lester: Parakeets are parrots? I did not know that... but then there's so much I don't know.

Beakman: I'm dancing for data!

Beakman: I'm all congested for a question. Pick me a winner, Phoebe!