Beakman's World

Season 4 Episode 21

Dogs, Beak-mania and Bio-Medical Engineering

Aired Unknown Feb 16, 1995 on



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Nurse Phoebe: ...And remember next time, Calvin, zip that zipper of your's slowly and we'll both have a better day!

    • Phoebe: Do you smell something burning?
      Lester: Just my love for you! (Kisses Phoebe)
      Phoebe: Eww! Rat lips!

    • Beakman: There's no time to spare, Phoebe!
      Phoebe: Whoa, striking!

    • Phoebe: Why would anyone want to laugh at a dog when ol' fur coat's around! (refers to Lester)
      Lester: That's fur-ball to you!

    • Lester: If there's going to be anyone pushing any sort of gas around this joint, it's going to be me! (passes gas)

    • Beakman: Why don't birds on electric high wires get shocked?
      Lester: That's weird. That's the question Meghan Stout just asked.

    • Lester: (taking away Beakman's violin) There's too much violins on TV.

    • Phoebe: (as a nurse) Have you been walking more than usual?
      Lester: (as a little boy) Yes ma'am, my mommy moved the sofa a bit further from the refridgerator. I'm pooped!

    • Lester: (to Beakman) Sometimes I hate myself for loving you.

    • Beakman: Let's crack the barriers on terriers and use our noodles on poodles!!!

    • Phoebe: Up and at 'em! It's time to sear your cerebellum! Here he is... The tinker of tenderness, the tailor of taboo, the Jack Soo of "How do you do?" The One, The Only, The Beakman!
      Beakman: You pitch 'em, I'll ditch em, let's freeze dance!

  • Notes

    • This episode includes special thanks to:

      Variety Club children's Amputee Program at Rehabilitation of Chicago.
      Prosthetics Footage from Flexfoot Inc.
      Seeing Eye Dog footage from Guide Dogs from the Blind Inc.

  • Allusions

    • The prosthetics segment includes the Three Stooges clip, "Men in Black."

    • "It's alive! Alive!!" : During the bio-engieering segment, both Beakman and Lester act like mad scientists, harkening to Colin Clive's portrayal of Dr. Victor Frankenstein in the classic 1933 film, "Frankenstein."

    • Jack Soo (mentioned in beak-Mania intro) was a Japanese-American actor, best known for playing Detective Nick Yemana in the 70's sitcom "Barney Miller"