Beautiful People (UK)

Season 1 Episode 5

How I Got My Tongs

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Aired Thursday 9:30 PM Oct 30, 2008 on BBC Two
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How I Got My Tongs
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The weight of Mummy (Aunt Hayley's guide dog), two deaths and a pair of golden hair tongs are playing on Simon's mind, while Kylie experiments with different hair colours.

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    June Bailey

    June Bailey

    Little Old Lady

    Guest Star

    Donna Berlin

    Donna Berlin

    Sunrise

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    Howard Charles

    Howard Charles

    Adult Kylie

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    Tameka Empson

    Tameka Empson

    Tameka

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    Josh Handley

    Josh Handley

    Jayeson Jackson

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      • Debbie: I'm worried about Simon. He's gone morbid.
        Andy: Christ. He'll be listening to Morrissey next.

      • Debbie: You're a good boy, Simon. I love you.
        Simon: Why?
        Debbie: I love you no matter what, Simon. That's what mums do.
        Simon: Even if I murdered someone?
        Debbie: Even if you'd garroted them and chopped them up into little bits and fed them to piranhas. And then killed the piranhas and force-fed the killer fish to me, making my face go green, causing it to turn 360 degrees a la Exorcist, shouting, "Choke, b****, choke, you twisted psycho mother, you!" Oh, sweetkins.

      • Simon: Mum, what happened to your hair?
        Ashlene: Haven't you heard? Tameka keeled over halfway through her bob.
        Simon: Is she alright?
        Ashlene: Yeah. If you believe in life after death.

      • Debbie: Simon, go and play out, please. You don't get enough oxygen.
        Simon: I can't.
        Debbie: Why not?
        Simon: Kylie doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
        Debbie: Well, then go and play with one of your other friends.
        Ashlene: He hasn't got any other friends.
        Debbie: Well, then go and play with yourself.
        Simon: Mother.

      • Debbie: Anyway, what is all this about gonorrhea, Simon? Have you ever had sex?
        (Simon shakes his head)
        Hayley: Simon?
        Andy: No
        Hayley: His voice just broke.
        Debbie: Then it's highly unlikely you've concocted a sexually transmitted disease. Now, if it was Ursa, innit...
        (Debbie looks at Ashlene)
        Andy: Debbie.
        Ashlene: Thanks.

      • Adult Simon: Fashion injuries have no respect for age or gender. They can hit anyone at any time.
        Sacha: What did the doctors say it was?
        Simon: Suspected bicep tendonitis.
        Sacha: (laughing) From carrying this season's must-have Goyard man-bag?
        Simon: Not quite as life-threatening as Isadora Duncan's silk scarf moment, I know, but ultimately more embarassing because, unlike her, I stayed alive to claim my shame.

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