Beauty and the Beast Season 1 Episode 9

Vincent: Hit me. Here, take the stun gun just in case. You hit me, nothing happens, then maybe I can go out and...
J.T.: Oh my God! You think you're cured? Because your DNA is what it is.
Vincent: I know, I know, but maybe, maybe I have more control now. Catherine's dad's wedding is this weekend. She wants me to go.
JT: Clearly your new lease on life has landed you in lala land.
Vincent: Maybe, but we won't know until you try. (J.T. looks at him disapprovingly) I'm the reason you don't have a girlfriend.
J.T.: I have a girlfriend, or at least I'm on my way to having one.
Vincent: Yeah, actually I, I saw her picture online, she is hot. You know, maybe I'll sleep with her too.
J.T.: Too?
Vincent: Your prom date, Jill McManahan. She was spectacular.
J.T.: Nice try.
Vincent: (J.T. walks away) Come on man. J.T.! Come on, okay, you know what, thanks, because now I'm more pissed than if you actually hit me and look, nothing. I'm fine. I'm okay. I know it's a dumb test but I passed. I passed!

J.T.: (referring to Vincent) Looking for Watson?
Catherine: Hey, J.T.
J.T.: What I want to know is, when's he getting on the payroll? 'Cause he's living on my salary, even though he's doing your job.