Beauty and the Geek

Todd: (about Chuck's clothing choices for Caitilin) Chuck, Caitilin is so beautiful! It made me question if you even liked her.

Mindi: (about the swimsuit that Richard picked out for her) I really felt that I was walking around with poop in my pants.

Mindi: I thought it was important that Richard knew how to spoon.

Richard: I don't know what a size zero means! A zero means you don't exist!

Richard: (about Mindi) She's like me, but she sticks out in certain areas. Clerk: I would assume so.

Richard: It's like animal print, like leopard print or cheetah print or whatever it is. It's like Tarzan...she looks like Jane.

Caitilin: When I walk out of here, I'm gonna feel better than the day I walked in.

Krystal: When I saw the goggles, I didn't wanna wear them because they're ugly and big and not fashionable.

Richard: (about a swimsuit thong) This is floss for a giant.

Caitilin: I never, ever, in my life thought that I was smart.

Richard: I think that fashion is frivolous. I'd rather read about the Gospel according to Luke.