Phone Guy: Now boys, this is very important. A 900 number is a bond of trust between customer and proprietor. You are asking people to call you and to pay for the privilege because you are providing a valuable service. You do intend to provide a valuable service don't you?
Beavis: Heh heh heh heh....no.
Phone Guy: That's what I like to hear. Congratulations boys, you're on the gravy train.