Beavis and Butt-Head

Butthead: (trying to pronounce "symptoms") Sym-sym-Simpsons? Uh, they're pretty cool.

Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, you "flipped the bird." heh heh.

Mr. Stevenson: Never say die, boys... there's always a chance and even if... Well, just never say die. (walks away) Beavis: (to the baby bird) Die! Die!

Female veterinarian: Well I'm afraid it doesn`t look good for your bird. Butt-head: (staring at the vet's boobs) Are you sure? Maybe you should like lean over and look again.

Beavis: (seeing the baby bird) It's a chicken! Butt-Head: No it's not, butt-wagon; it's too small to be a chicken. Beavis: Maybe it's a nugget... Butt-Head: Yeah. You should eat it.

Receptionist: (seeing a welt on Beavis' head) We don't treat humans here. Butt-Head: Uh, He's not human. Receptionist: Whatever. Butt-Head: Then, uh...where's the garbage? Receptionist: (sees the bird in Butt-Head's hand) Oh...fill this out and go wait in there. Beavis: You have to fill out a form just to throw something in the garbage? That sucks! Butt-head: Beavis, you're a stupid dumbass.

Butt-head: Why do you have worms in your pants, Beavis? Beavis: I don't know. They were just there. Feels pretty cool, though.