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(While in the restroom after the shark incident)
Butt-Head: Hey Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah.
Butt-Head: Can I ask you a personal question?
Beavis: Go for it, dude.
Butt-Head: Did you pee in the pool because you was smart or because you was scared?
Beavis: No dude, cause it feels good.
Butt-Head: Yeah, that's why I always pee in the pool.
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Beavis: Help Butt-head! This sucks!
Butt-head: Can I have your skateboard?
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Robot: Attention attention, someone has polluted the water! This could endanger the lifes of the young sharks. Evacuate the shark tank immediately!
Butt-head: Yes!
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Beavis: (starts drowning) This sucks! (continues drowning)
Butt-head: This is cool!
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Butt-head: Tattoos are cool.
Beavis: Yeah, I'm gonna get one.
Butt-head: You could have "I'm a puss" tattooed on your butt.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head!
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Beavis: Think she`s a diver?
Butt-head: Ask your mom.
Beavis: Choadsmoker!
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Butt-Head: Happy birthday, Flipper.
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(Beavis and Butthead each take a balloon and inhale its helium, hoping to get a "buzz")
Beavis: (high voice) I don't feel nothin'.
Butt-Head: (high voice) Huh huh. What's wrong with your voice, dude?
Beavis: What's wrong with yours?
Butt-Head: Oh no-
Beavis and Butt-Head: (look at each other in horror) WE'RE NEUTERED!!