Beavis and Butt-head are almost recruited into the Army by Sergeant Dick Leaky, a.k.a. "The Rooster."
videos:
Quiet Riot - "Cum On Feel The Noize"
Ministry - "NWO"
AC/DC - "Highway To Hell (live)"
Life, Sex & Death - "Tank"
(Beavis and Butt-head are playing catch with a live grenade) Commandant Leaky: You idiots! That's a live grenade! Are you kids on dope? That grenade's gonna blow!
Soldier in ad: We kill more people before 7 A.M. than some countries kill all day.
Butt-head: Beavis' dad was in the Navy. Sgt.: Is that right? Butt-head: Yeah. He was a seaman.
Commandant Leaky: Do you know what a quota is? Butt-head: Uh, you mean like twenty-five cents?
Commandant Dick Leaky: So which one of you signed up as Major Woody and Private Parts?!
Commandent: You will be stationed at Fort Dicks. Butt-head: Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts?
Butt-head: What's in Olivia Newton's John? Gohmer's pile! Ha heh heh. Get it?
This episode was banned after 1993 for too many fire references.
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