(Watching Motley Crew video) Butt-head: Is that that Howard Stern dude singing? Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, that's that dude with the tiny wiener.
Butt-head: Well, your mom's a road slut. Beavis: Yeah, but not with Motley Crew. She like, hangs out with bands like Foghat, and stuff.
Butt-head: Uh, I need like, 60 cents, 'cause my friend's like, uh, starving and stuff. Old Lady: Oh really? Where is your friend? Butt-head: Uh, he's like, overseas, or something. Old Lady: Oh, I've seen those commercials. Butt-head: Yeah, huh huh huh, me too.
Announcer: Después de estes, mas chistes y aventuras humorosas de los Beavis y Butt-head.
(Watching Seaweed video) Butt-head: "These guys seem pretty cool." Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, it's like, they kind of remind me of myself." Butt-head: "Yeah right, you remind me of like, Urkel."
(Watching Elton John and RuPaul video) Beavis: "What the hell is this?" Butt-head: "That's that dude who would like, rather be a girl."
Butt-head: Did you know that, like, every time someone smokes a cigarette down to the end, it's like kissing a butt?
Beavis: BUTT-HEAD! Where are you? Come on, I'm hungry! I'm like gonna die. Of starvation and stuff. That might be cool. (looks inside vender) Oh! M&M! M&M. (Takes dirty M&M out of machine and eats it)
Butt-head: This glass must be, like, plastic or something.
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, I just thought of something. Whoever buys the next pork rinds is gonna get our bag, plus another one. Beavis: Cool, yeah. Let's wait till they come, and then kick their ass! Butt-head: No, dumbass. I mean, like, if we get another 60 cents, we could, like, get two for the price of one.
The English translation to the show's announcer is as follows: Announcer: "After this, more humorous jokes and adventures from Beavis and Butt-head."
Beavis & Butt-head: Butt-head: "Is that that Howard Stern dude singing?"/Beavis: "Oh yeah, yeah yeah, that's that dude with the tiny wiener."
Howard Stern, the King of all Media, often makes jokes about his lack of genital girth/dimension. However, on one very special episode of his radio talk show, he had the size of each crew member's equipment measured, and to his surprise, he was packing the most heat.
Butt-head: Yeah right, (Beavis) you remind me of like, Urkel.Urkel was the inexplicably popular dork character in the unbelievably long-running ABC sitcom Family Matters.
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