Beavis: You know, that show "Friends" is stupid. It's like, they're always saying stupid stuff. It's all... intellectual... and something. Butt-head: Dammit Beavis, you're supposed to watch that show with the sound down and just check out the chicks.
(Watching Ned's Atomic Dustbin video) Beavis: Hey Butt-head, you know like some times when we get rides home, and there's like a lot of dudes and they're all stuffed in the back seat like that ... um, is it normal to get wood? Butt-head: Beavis, you boner-popping pervert, it's not even normal to ask.
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, check it out, a diaper for old people. ... Some guys gonna take a dump in these.
Salesgirl: Hi, would you like to try a slice of our party pizza today? Butt-head: Uh, is it free? Salesgirl: Yeah, it's a free sample. Here you go. Butt-head: Uh, is that all? What a rip-off. Are you gonna make some more? Because I like pepperoni and bigger slices too.
Beavis: What would you do if I died? Butt-head: I'd probably like move over to the middle of the couch; it's more comfstorable.
(watching "Possum Kingdom" video) Beavis: Think they'd kill somebody just to make this video? Butt-head: They should have killed the people who made it.
Employee: Are you looking for some sort of tool? Butt-head: Tool. Uh, do you have anything to cut something off? Employee: You mean like a pair of scissors? Butt-head: Uh, no. Do you have, like, a chainsaw? Employee: I'm afraid that we don't have that, but we do have plenty of handsaws. Butt-head: Thanks. I'll trade you for some adult diapers. You can poop in them. Employee: I'll just put these back for you.
Butt-head: (looking at the condoms) Someday, every one of these is going to be on a wiener...and then you know where it's gonna be after that.
Goof: Pharmacists aren't legally allowed to dispense medication without a prescription order.
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