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Buzzcut: You want to see a man, boy? I'll show you a man. Kick me in the Jimmy.
Butt-head: No way!
Buzzcut: I said do it! (after being kicked) Yyyyes! Do it again! Do it hard! (kicked again) Yyyyes!
Butt-head: Whoa, that was cool!
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Butt-head: Bathe her and bring her to me.
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Butt-head: Hey, Beavis, what happened when Napoleon went to Mount Olive?
Beavis: What?
Butt-head: Popeye got pissed!
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Mr. Buzzcut: Are you a man?
Butthead: Yeah.
Mr. Buzzcut: What makes you think so?
Butthead: Uh, I got testicles.
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Mr. Buzzcut: (beginning of episode) You are what you eat! You got three food groups, and they sure as hell ain't fries, Chips Ahoy, and Milk Duds! And you all wonder why your faces look like topographic maps of the Himalayas!