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Beavis: Do not underestimate the power of the almighty bunghole!
Todd: This is messed up man.
Butt-Head: Huh, huh, huh.
Todd: Oh, you think this is funny?
Butt-Head: Yeah.... so let's like, go kick some ass.
Todd: Yeah, let's take this little turd out into the country.
Beavis: Run as you may. You can not escape.
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Tom Anderson: And what in the hell are you boys supposed to be?
Beavis: I'm a nad.
Butt-head: I'm a dumbass.
[telephone rings]
Anderson: Now hold on just a second. [picks up phone] Well John Thomas! How long's it been? You still got Dick's number?
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Kid in pumpkin costume: I'm the Great Pumpkin. Who are you?
Beavis: I am Cornholio! You must give me all your caca!
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Anderson: Well, you're welcome you damn ungrateful bastard!
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Two trick-or-treaters: Trick or treat!
[Butt-head takes the candy bags]
Beavis: Who was that?
Butt-head: Some dudes passing out free samples.
[pounding on the door, it then opens]:
Father: You take my kids' candy, and I'll kick your ass!
[slugs Beavis and Butt-head, and takes the candy bags]
Father: Happy Halloween!
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Beavis: These sheets smell funny.
Butt-head: Yeah. These are my special monkey sheets.
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Beavis: Trick or treat, son of a bitch!
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Beavis: Hi, I'm a nad.