The number of beer cans in the 12 pack that they are drinking constantly changes throughout the episode.
Beavis: (taking the beer out of the bag) Hey, he didn't give us any straws! Butthole!
Butt-Head: You don't drink beer with a straw, dill-weed.
Beavis: Shut up, Bunghole! I know how to drink beer!
Butt-Head: Okay, then just shut up and drink.
Butt-head: If you were on a desert island, what three items would you bring? Beavis: I would bring some crackers, so I wouldn't be hungry... and a swimsuit, so i could go swimming... and some Cheeze Wiz, for the cracker s...yeah..heh-heh Butt-head: Cool!
Beavis: You know what would be funny, if he changed his name, you know, instead of Mike Watt, he would change his last name to Hunt? Butt-head: Uh...why would that be funny? Beavis I don't know actually. Butt-head: Dumb@$$.
Cop: You guys aren't drunk, you're just stupid.
Beavis: (talking about Six Finger Satellite) This video is um, it's like it's causing me to influence my behavior. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna go into the kitchen and break something. It's all this video's fault.
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, do you believe in aliens? Butt-head: I believe in illegal aliens. Beavis: Yeah, I believe in Mexicans. Butt-head: Shut up Beavis, you're supposed to call them 'Hispandex.'
Cop: I'm gonna have to give you boys a sobriety test. Butt-head: Uh, no way, I'm too drunk to take a test.
Cop: Are you boys drinking beer? Butt-head: Uh, yeah. Beavis: Yeah, we're fit-shaced.
Announcer: In a shocking episode of 'Beavis and Butt-head,' Beavis admits he's not a natural blonde -- stay tuned.
Beavis: If I had to, I could probably live without scoring, as long as I had a chair, a TV, and a beer.
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?
Maxi-Mart Guy: Yeah, can I help you? Butt-Head: Uh... We're gonna buy this beer and get drunk. Maxi-Mart Guy: Yeah? Well, you can't buy beer unless you're 21. Let me see some ID. Butt-Head: Uh... We left our IDs in the truck. Beavis: Yeah, the truck. Maxi-Mart Guy: (looks at the beer) Oh, you're buying that pee water... I guess like I can sell that crap to you. Butt-Head: That's right, you can sell that to us. We're old.
Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis. Check this out... (to the cop) Uh... You have the right to remain silent. Beavis: Yeah, yeah. You have the right to shut up, or I'll kick your ass!
Butt-head: Check it out. We're wasted. Beavis: Yep. I'm starting to feel it.
This is the only episode where the Maxi-Mart clerk has a button other than his nametag.
This episode appeared on Beavis and Butthead The Mike Judge Collection Vol.3
Andy Rheingold and Scott Sonneborn co-wrote the MTV book "Beavis and Butt-head's Chicken Soup for the Butt," and also are active as writers for the MTV cartoon "Undergrads."
The dudes in "The Edge" beer commercial look like Vinny and Frankie from the 50s movie in "Safe Driving".
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