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Beavis and Butt-head

Season 6 Episode 20

Buy Beer

Aired Thursday 10:00 PM Mar 07, 1996 on MTV - Music Television
out of 10
User Rating
41 votes

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Episode Summary

Buy Beer
Beavis and Butt-head finally manage to get their hands on some (non-alcoholic) beer and get "fit-shaced." videos: Hum - "Stars" M.I.R.V. - "Shave My Face Off" Mike Watt - "Piss Bottle Man" Six Finger Satellite - "Parlour Games"

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  • Perfect

    Beavis and Butt-Head see a commercial for a non-alcoholic beer. They go to the maxi-mart to buy it. At first, the clerk won't sell it to them, but he finds out it's non-alcoholic. They sit out in the back and drink it. A cop pulls up and thinks they are drunk. He gives them drunk tests, but finds out they are not drunk, they're just stupid.

    10 out of 10
  • "We're fit-shaced!"

    Here is my review of a hilarious Beavis and Butt-Head episode titled "Buy Beer". It starts in Beavis and Butt-Head's house, when they view an advertisement for non-alcoholic beer on TV. Thinking that it's real beer that they don't have to be 21 to buy, Beavis and Butt-Head go to the Maxi Mart to buy some. The Maxi Mart clerk asks for ID until he finds out that they're buying non-alcoholic beer, and Beavis and Butt-Head start drinking the beer in front of the Maxi Mart to try and get drunk. A cop spots them shortly after and gives them tests to see how drunk they are because they look underage. Butt-Head tries to say the alphabet backwards and fails miserably while Beavis is told to close his eyes, tilt his head back, and touch his nose, and instead closes his eyes and touches his nads. When the cop is ready to arrest them and confiscate the beer, he finds out that the beer's non-alcoholic, and says that they're not drunk and just stupid. Beavis and Butt-Head then decide to drink even more beer to try and get drunk, despite them being told that the beer's non-alcoholic. A hilarious episode of Beavis and Butt-Head that shows just how stupid they really are.moreless
Toby Huss

Toby Huss

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Mike Judge

Mike Judge

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Chris Marcil

Chris Marcil


Chris Phillips

Chris Phillips

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Guy Maxtone-Graham

Guy Maxtone-Graham

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Kristofor Brown

Kristofor Brown

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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (1)

  • QUOTES (14)

    • Beavis: (taking the beer out of the bag) Hey, he didn't give us any straws! Butthole!
      : You don't drink beer with a straw, dill-weed.
      : Shut up, Bunghole! I know how to drink beer!
      : Okay, then just shut up and drink.

    • Butt-head: If you were on a desert island, what three items would you bring?
      Beavis: I would bring some crackers, so I wouldn't be hungry... and a swimsuit, so i could go swimming... and some Cheeze Wiz, for the cracker s...yeah..heh-heh
      Butt-head: Cool!

    • Beavis: You know what would be funny, if he changed his name, you know, instead of Mike Watt, he would change his last name to Hunt?
      Butt-head: Uh...why would that be funny?
      Beavis I don't know actually.
      Butt-head: Dumb@$$.

    • Cop: You guys aren't drunk, you're just stupid.

    • Beavis: (talking about Six Finger Satellite) This video is um, it's like it's causing me to influence my behavior. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna go into the kitchen and break something. It's all this video's fault.

    • Beavis: Hey Butt-head, do you believe in aliens?
      Butt-head: I believe in illegal aliens.
      Beavis: Yeah, I believe in Mexicans.
      Butt-head: Shut up Beavis, you're supposed to call them 'Hispandex.'

    • Cop: I'm gonna have to give you boys a sobriety test.
      Butt-head: Uh, no way, I'm too drunk to take a test.

    • Cop: Are you boys drinking beer?
      Butt-head: Uh, yeah.
      Beavis: Yeah, we're fit-shaced.

    • Announcer: In a shocking episode of 'Beavis and Butt-head,' Beavis admits he's not a natural blonde -- stay tuned.

    • Beavis: If I had to, I could probably live without scoring, as long as I had a chair, a TV, and a beer.

    • Beavis: Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

    • Maxi-Mart Guy: Yeah, can I help you?
      Butt-Head: Uh... We're gonna buy this beer and get drunk.
      Maxi-Mart Guy: Yeah? Well, you can't buy beer unless you're 21. Let me see some ID.
      Butt-Head: Uh... We left our IDs in the truck.
      Beavis: Yeah, the truck.
      Maxi-Mart Guy: (looks at the beer) Oh, you're buying that pee water... I guess like I can sell that crap to you.
      Butt-Head: That's right, you can sell that to us. We're old.

    • Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis. Check this out... (to the cop) Uh... You have the right to remain silent.
      Beavis: Yeah, yeah. You have the right to shut up, or I'll kick your ass!

    • Butt-head: Check it out. We're wasted.
      Beavis: Yep. I'm starting to feel it.

  • NOTES (3)