Beavis and Butt-head

Season 5 Episode 23

Candy Sale

Aired Thursday 10:00 PM Apr 08, 1995 on MTV - Music Television



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Butt-head: Hey Beavis, I'll buy one of your candy bars for a dollar.
      Beavis: No way. They're two dollars, butthole.
      Butt-head: Uh, then can you like loan me a dollar?
      Beavis: No way! Cause then you would have two dollars and I won't have any!
      Butt-head: Come on, Beavis, I'll buy one from you. That way you'll sell a candy bar plus you'll have two dollars.
      Beavis: Um, okay, cool.

    • Mr. Candy: Who can tell me what I'm holding in my hand?
      Butt-head: Uh, your nads?
      Mr. Candy: No, my right hand.

    • Mr. Candy: Now, who'd like a candy bar?

    • Mr. Anderson: You boys couldn't sell a dollar for 50 cents.

    • Mr. Candy: Ah, oh, no! You're not gonna pull that again! It took me six months to get another job. Now give me the rest of the money, you little twerp!
      Beavis: Ahhh! He's trying to touch my wiener! Let go, pervert!
      Butt-head: Kick him in the nads, Beavis!
      Mr. Candy: You two, you little farter!
      Buzzcut: What the hell are you doing? This is my class, I do the ass-kicking around here!
      Mr. Candy: Wait your turn, Jarhead! (slaps him, Buzzcut becomes furious)
      Buzzcut: You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candyass! I hope you know something about hand-to-hand combat!
      Mr. Candy: Oh, you're going down, soldier boy! (tries to hit him, but Buzzcut kicks him in the head)

    • Mr. Candy: I want you to give me everything you've got in your pocket.
      Butt-head: Hey Beavis, he wants what's in your pocket.
      Beavis: He's a pocket fisherman.

    • Butt-head: Our school's making us sell candy.
      Beavis: Yeah. We're losers.

  • Notes

    • Mr. Van Driessen does not appear in this episode.

    • Included, without music videos, in disc 1 of the 2006 "Mike Judge Collection Vol. 2" DVD set.

    • This is the second appearance of "Mr. Candy". His first appearance was in "Manner's Suck".

    • * this episode was originally shown without videos during MTV's Animation Weekend on the date given above. The full episode premiered 4/16/95.
      * the voice of 'Mr. Candy' was performed by David Spade

  • Allusions