Butt-head: Security is cool!! Beavis: Yeah!
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, people respect the badge. Butt-head: Yeah, cause it like gives us permission to kick their @ss and stuff.
Guard: You fellas think you got what it takes to security work? Butt-head: Do we get to kick some ass? Beavis: Yeah, do we get tasers and tear gas? Guard: Hell, no. I work at the mall. Video surveillance. Basically they pay me to watch TV all day. Butt-head: (eyes wide) WHOA! Cool!
Librarian: Say, boys. Interested in the printed page? Butt-head: Uh, you got anything with naked chicks? Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! With big hooters!
Beavis [during Slaughter video]: "Whoa, that's that Brenda bitch from Beverly Hills 9-0-2-3-5-8-7-8-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-82-65..." [Butt-head smacks him in the head] Beavis: "Aaaa!! 2-1-0. Heh, heh."
S 9 : Ep 5
Aired 11/17/11
S 8 : Ep 12
Aired 1/5/12
S 8 : Ep 11
Aired 12/29/11
S 8 : Ep 10
Aired 12/22/11
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