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Beavis & Butt-head: Burger War!!!!
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Inspector: Say, something sure smells good.
Butt-head: Uh, that would be our seasoned curly fries, sir.
Beavis: Yeah, handpicked.
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Butt-head: Buttwisker?
Beavis: Yeah, Harry Buttwisker.
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Butthead: Uh, we're like closed.
Beavis: Yeah.
Inspector: I'm not a customer, I'm from the health inspector's office, my name is Harry Buttister.
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Butt-head: Your it, dude!
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Beavis: Hey Butt-head, check out these nightcrawlers I found in the parking lot!
Butt-head: Whoa! (plays air guitar) Nightcrawler!
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Butt-head: Burger World, that's it! We're supposed to like go to work.
Beavis: That sucks.
Butt-head: No Beavis, guess what shift we have?
Beavis & Butthead: Late Shift!!!
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Butt-head: I think we're supposed to like, leave house.
Beavis: Is there another monster truck show?
Butt-head: No, I would have remembered that.
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Butt-head: Hey Beavis, isn't there something we're supposed to do tonight?
Beavis: Uh...uh, watch TV?
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Butt-head: We also have a few dozen extra burgers.
Health Inspector: No thanks. They've been sitting in room temperature (close up on his mouth as he eats the "seasoned curly fries") long enough to get worms.
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Butt-head: One quarter pound world burger with cheese. (chucks it at the ceiling fan) Cool.
Beavis: One chocolate shake.(chucks it at the fan)
Butt-head: One family pack of chicken nuggets. (chucks it at the fan)
Beavis: One large cola. (chucks it at the fan)
Butt-head: Would you like some fries to go with that, sir? (chucks it at the fan)
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Butt-head: Bring forth the sacrificial worms. And now, to make the seasoned curly fries. I'll give you a quarter if you eat one.
Beavis: No way, Butt-head. These are for the next customer.
Butt-head: Dude, there isn't gonna be another customer. It's closing time. You know what that means.
Beavis and Butt-head: Burger tag!