Beavis and Butt-Head

Cop: Alright you punk, let's go to the station! Stewart: No, stop, my dad will... (door closes) Ouch! Cop: Shut up you punk! Stewart: Just you wait! Ouch! Cop: I said shut up!

Butt-head: It's like, we tried to stop him officer! Beavis: Yeah, but we couldn't! He hit us and stuff! Butt-head: Yeah, he tried to bite Beavis's butt! Cop: Well, I'm sure you did your best boys!

Stewart: This is great, guys! Maybe we could hang out together from now on! (Beavis & Butt-head laugh) Hey, I don't get it, what's so funny? Cop: So, doing a little couch fishing are we? As if I couldn't have guessed.

Butt-head: Uh, I guess. Kind of. Stewart: Wow, this is cool!

Stewart: I don't wanna to be a party pooper or anything. But don't you think this couch fishing thing is, I don't know, kinda irresponsible? Butt-head: Yeah, you wanna try it?

Old lady: Hello? What happened to my spectacles? Butt-head: Uh, your testicles?

Beavis: Yeah, it won't happen again!

Old lady: Oh my, I seem to have fallen down! Butt-head: Uh, sorry about that!

Beavis: Yeah, they look like turds. Butt-head: Yeah... whoa! Old lady: Oh my, oh my goodness! Cop: Oh no, not another elderly women flying down the street! Will they never learn?

Butt-head: Prunes suck!

Beavis: Hey Butt-head, I think I found some more couch bait. Butt-head: Whoa, I heard you get a wicked head rush if you breath prunebox air. Beavis: Ah! (coughs) Butt-head: Dumbass.

Stewart: Come on! Beavis: Stewart fish.

Butt-head: Whoa, sounds like a big one dude. Beavis: Yeah. Stewart: Hey cut it out you guys, this really hurts!

Butt-head: Oh yeah, I forgot.

Beavis: My turn, get some bait!

Butt-head: Cool, killer raccoon fish.

Beavis: Did you see his tool in there? Butt-head: No!

Beavis: Hey Butt-head, where did you get the fishing rod? Butt-head: Anderson's tool shed.

Beavis: Cool, it's some old pizza! Butt-head: That's cool.

Butt-head: Uh, have you found any couch bait yet? Beavis: Yeah, I think so.

Butt-head: (during Danzig video) Hey Beavis, do you think she's naked? Beavis: Yeah, he's going to touch her.

Butt-head: (during Danzig video) Yeah chicks, that's more like it!

Butt-head: (during INXS video) This is wuss music. Beavis: Yeah.

Butt-head: (during INXS video) Uh, hey Beavis, have you ever like gone to a public pool, and looked at people's butts? Beavis: Yeah, I do it all the time.

Butt-head: Hey Beavis, couch fishing! Beavis: Yeah, couch fishing.

Butt-head: That fish just ate his butt. Beavis: Yeah, fish are cool!

Butt-Head: I found your old walkman, looks like it's broken. Beavis: Yeah, cause you sat on it, lard-butt.