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Old lady: Oh heavens me, has anyone seen my spectacles? (crack and Beavis & Butt-head were laughing)
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Cop: Alright you punk, let's go to the station!
Stewart: No, stop, my dad will... (door closes) Ouch!
Cop: Shut up you punk!
Stewart: Just you wait! Ouch!
Cop: I said shut up!
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Butt-head: It's like, we tried to stop him officer!
Beavis: Yeah, but we couldn't! He hit us and stuff!
Butt-head: Yeah, he tried to bite Beavis's butt!
Cop: Well, I'm sure you did your best boys!
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Stewart: This is great, guys! Maybe we could hang out together from now on! (Beavis & Butt-head laugh) Hey, I don't get it, what's so funny?
Cop: So, doing a little couch fishing are we? As if I couldn't have guessed.
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Butt-head: Uh, I guess. Kind of.
Stewart: Wow, this is cool!
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Stewart: I don't wanna to be a party pooper or anything. But don't you think this couch fishing thing is, I don't know, kinda irresponsible?
Butt-head: Yeah, you wanna try it?
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Old lady: Hello? What happened to my spectacles?
Butt-head: Uh, your testicles?
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Beavis: Yeah, it won't happen again!
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Old lady: Oh my, I seem to have fallen down!
Butt-head: Uh, sorry about that!
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Beavis: Yeah, they look like turds.
Butt-head: Yeah... whoa!
Old lady: Oh my, oh my goodness!
Cop: Oh no, not another elderly women flying down the street! Will they never learn?
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Butt-head: Prunes suck!
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Beavis: Hey Butt-head, I think I found some more couch bait.
Butt-head: Whoa, I heard you get a wicked head rush if you breath prunebox air.
Beavis: Ah! (coughs)
Butt-head: Dumbass.
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Stewart: Come on!
Beavis: Stewart fish.
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Butt-head: Whoa, sounds like a big one dude.
Beavis: Yeah.
Stewart: Hey cut it out you guys, this really hurts!
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Butt-head: Oh yeah, I forgot.
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Beavis: My turn, get some bait!
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Butt-head: Cool, killer raccoon fish.
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Beavis: Did you see his tool in there?
Butt-head: No!
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Beavis: Hey Butt-head, where did you get the fishing rod?
Butt-head: Anderson's tool shed.
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Beavis: Cool, it's some old pizza!
Butt-head: That's cool.
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Butt-head: Uh, have you found any couch bait yet?
Beavis: Yeah, I think so.
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Butt-head: (during Danzig video) Hey Beavis, do you think she's naked?
Beavis: Yeah, he's going to touch her.
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Butt-head: (during Danzig video) Yeah chicks, that's more like it!
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Butt-head: (during INXS video) This is wuss music.
Beavis: Yeah.
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Butt-head: (during INXS video) Uh, hey Beavis, have you ever like gone to a public pool, and looked at people's butts?
Beavis: Yeah, I do it all the time.
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Butt-head: Hey Beavis, couch fishing!
Beavis: Yeah, couch fishing.
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Butt-head: That fish just ate his butt.
Beavis: Yeah, fish are cool!
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Butt-Head: I found your old walkman, looks like it's broken.
Beavis: Yeah, cause you sat on it, lard-butt.
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Beavis: Hey Butt-Head, don't we, like, need an ocean or something?