Beavis and Butt-Head

Butthead: Let's fry something huh huh. Beavis: Yeah huh, check it out huh huh.(sticks ringing phone in the fryer)Cook cook cook! Butthead: Uh huh huh huh, grease is cool!

Mr. Stevenson: Are your shakes made with real milk and ice cream, or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff? Beavis: Yeah. Mr. Stevenson: What do you mean, yeah you use the shake mix, or yeah you use the real stuff? Beavis: Yeah. Mr. Stevenson: Let me talk to the manager. Beavis: Yeah. Butt-head: I'm an assistant manager sir, is there something I can help you with? Mr. Stevenson: Yes, I'm trying to ask a very simple question here. Are your shakes out of shake mix or from ice cream and milk? Butt-head: Uh, we have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. Beavis: Yeah. Mr. Stevenson: Forget it, Forget it! God! Can't you idiots answer a simple question? I'm go somewhere else. God, morons!

McVicker: [through drive-thru speaker] Hello, I'll have a cheeseburger with no ketchup, and I'll also have a chicken sandwich with no tomatoes, and, with extra mayonnaise, and some onion rings with no salt, and... Butt-head: [through speaker] Shut up. Huh huh. McVicker: I'll also want a large orange soda with no ice, and I'll... Butt-head: Shut up. Heh heh. Go away. McVicker: Did you get all that? Butt-head: Uh, we're like, uh, closed or something. Heh heh. Go away.