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Butt-head: Keep the birds, though.
Beavis: Yeah, they're cool
Parrot: Rah, that was cool, that was cool.
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Man on TV: I'm not letting my little girl support some foundation and that's that.
Girl on TV: But Daddy, by sending in...
(channel changes)
Woman on TV: ...25 dollars a month, you can feed and clothe a family for a year.
Butt-head: Why don't those people get credit cards? Then they could eat all they wanted.
Beavis: Maybe they're stupid.
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Mr. Anderson: All the old boys are gonna be here this year. Dick, Peter, Rod, Johnson...why, I even heard a rumor that old John Thomas might show up this time.
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(The boys are watching the Brady Bunch.)
TV: All of them had hair of gold, like their mother--
Beavis and Butt-head: The youngest one liked girls.
TV: Here's the story, of a man named Brady, who was busy with three boys of his own...they were four men living all together--
Beavis and Butt-head: But they didn't sleep alone.
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Butt-head: These dogs are homosexuals.