Beavis: How come hotels have hourly rates? Butt-head: Cause, dumb@$$, it only takes an hour to do it. Beavis: Wow! A whole hour?! Butt-head: A whole whore!
Van Driessen: This is called a mortar board, and it comes with this tassel which many graduates say is a momento of their special day. Perhaps some of your older brothers and sisters still have theirs. Butt-head: Oh yeah! My uncle has one of those hanging on his dashboard. Van Driessen Good Butt-head! He must have saved it from his own high school graduation. Butt-head: Uh...no. He didn't go to high school. He got it off the boob of some chick in a nudey bar.
Announcer: The Cold War over? Not when Beavis inherits his uncle's missile silo -- stay tuned for the nuttiness.
(Watching Janet Jackson video) Butt-head: When you're like rich and famous, you can stay in those really nice hotels where they have like adult videos and hourly rates and stuff like that.
S 9 : Ep 5
Aired 11/17/11
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Aired 1/5/12
S 8 : Ep 11
Aired 12/29/11
S 8 : Ep 10
Aired 12/22/11
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