(Watching Michael Bolton video) Beavis: OH MY GOD! It's Michael Bolton Butt-head: No it's not. (Realizes it is) Uh, uh-oh. Beavis: What! What! Butt-head: I think I just pooped in my pants. ... I realized it was Michael Bolton and my bowels let loose.
Butt-head: No Beavis, get the big burrito, we're rich.
Clerk: Son, are these counterfeit bills? Butt-head: Uh, why do you ask? Clerk: Son, I've got a mind to throw you out of the store. Butt-head: Maybe this will change your mind. (gives him another counterfeit bill) Clerk: I don't think you understand. I could have the cops in here to bust you. Butt-head: Here, let's just forget all about it. (gives him another fake bill) Clerk: Do I look like a moron? Why don't you get the hell out of my store? Butt-head: Maybe you'd like to reconsider. (he gives him a fake dollar, Beavis gives him a fake nickel) Clerk: GET OUT! (rips up the fake money) Beavis: Ah, what are you doing? Clerk: GET THE HELL OUT! Beavis: Butt-head, he's ripping all our cash!
Butt-head: Uh so uh, can we like, borrow a dollar? We're, like, doing some extra credit for like, this one class. Beavis: Yeah. It's called, um, 'Can I Borrow A Dollar?' It's about sharing.
S 9 : Ep 5
Aired 11/17/11
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Aired 1/5/12
S 8 : Ep 11
Aired 12/29/11
S 8 : Ep 10
Aired 12/22/11
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