Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head: Today sucks.

Butt-head: Rap videos are cool because like they don't mess around with a bunch of crap that you don't wanna see. Beavis: Yeah, they show like bouncing boobs.

Butt-head: (about Gilligan's Island) That Skipper dude is a bunghole.

Coach Buzzcut: BUTT-HEAD, WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! Why is it that every single day, you have to test your limits with me?! I might as well just start kicking your ass at the beginning of class!

Coach Buzzcut: Oh my... you boys smell like a turd.

(watching Sinatra and Bono video) Beavis: Hey, it's that guy from 'Dragnet'. Butt-head: Yeah: I carry a badge, my name's Friday. Beavis: Yeah, my name's Boner.

(Watching Sinatra and Bono video) Beavis (About Sinatra): "Whoa, who's that old guy?" Butt-head: "I think that's like, some dude from The Eagles, or something."

(Watching Sinatra and Bono video) Butt-head: "Boner's dad needs to have a talk with him. He needs to say, 'Dammit Boner, learn to sing before I kick your ass.' "

Butt-head: Whoa! She almost touched my butt.

Nurse (giving massage): I find this to be very conducive to the spiritual needs of becoming one with your atmospheric circumambience. Beavis: Yeah, heh heh heh, me too.