Betsy Wiener: Hello, Mr. Butt-head, my name is Betsy Wiener. Butt-head: What's your name again? Betsy Wiener: Betsy Wiener. (Butt-head laughs and you can see the heart rate monitor going up and down)
(lightning strikes) Butt-head: Get the Kite, Beavis! Beavis: COOL!
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, you know what rules about hospitals? Beavis: All the free ice cream? Butt-head: No, you don't have to get out of bed to take a whiz. Beavis: Oh yeah, I took a dump in mine.
Butt-head: If I had a story for every stiffy I had: I'd have, like, several stories.
Butt-head: (describing accident) We were watching this TV show, that had some like old dude with long hair and glasses. Betsy Wiener: Howard Stern?
Beavis: We should come out in storms more often. Butt-head: Yeah, storms rule.
Butt-head: England sucks. You know those asswipes 'The Beatles?' They ruined music.
(Watching Blur video) Butt-head: "Name the place where I usually kick Beavis." Beavis: "Nads?" Butt-head: "SURVEY SAID: *BUZZ* I'm sorry, the correct answer was 'Ass.'"
Butt-head: (after kite wraps around tree) Damn it, trees piss me off. Beavis: Hey Butt-head. Check it out. It's stuck in the crotch of a tree!
Betsy Wiener: So this was portrayed in a glamorous light? Beavis: WHOA!!!! Butt-head: Shut up Dumbass, I'm doing an interview.
Beavis: That chick is stupid. Butt-head: Yeah, I hope nobody imitates her.
TV Announcer: You are watching PBS. Butt-head: Huh huh. He said BS. Beavis: Yeah, but first he said P.
Beavis: One day, I had a stiffy, and that is my Tale from the Hard Side.
Included, without music videos, in disc 1 of the 2006 "Mike Judge Collection Vol. 2" DVD set.
The clip of Beavis and Butt-Head getting struck by lightning once is reused in the montage sequence on the episode "Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead".
Butt-head: England sucks. You know those asswipes 'The Beatles?' They ruined music. 'The Beatles' who joined together in 1960 and broke up in 1970 was a completly groundbreaking band comprising four members: John Lennon (1940–1980), Paul McCartney (1942—), George Harrison (1943–2001), and Ringo Starr (1940—). They created such popular songs as "Help", "Yesterday", "Penny Lane", "Blackbird", "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" and hundreds of other classic songs.
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When Butt-head screams out "Survey says!", he is impersonating the TV gameshow "The Family Feud" and its host Richard Dawson.
S 9 : Ep 5
Aired 11/17/11
S 8 : Ep 12
Aired 1/5/12
S 8 : Ep 11
Aired 12/29/11
S 8 : Ep 10
Aired 12/22/11
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