Beavis and Butt-Head Season 4 Episode 21

Mr. Manners: Manners are an enjoyable way to create a favorable impression with others. I'd like to start off with a fun activity, in which we'll be doing a little role-playing. Now, I'll need a couple of volunteers.
Butt-head: Uh, pole playing?
Beavis: I can do that!
Mr. Manners: Ok. But what's the magic word?
Butt-head: Uh...
Beavis: Um..."Abracadabra"?
Mr. Manners: Now come on, what do you say when you want something?
Butt-head: Oh. Uh..."Buttwipe"?
Beavis: Yeah, give me something, buttwipe. Bunghole!

Beavis: Hey, Butt-head. Don't screw with him.
Butt-Head: Yeah. He sure does like to touch.
Beavis: He tried to touch my wiener.
Mr. Manners: What?! (grabs Beavis by the shoulders and shakes him) You little liar!
Beavis: Back off, you pervert!
Mr. Manners: He's lying!
Mr. Van Driessen: Hey! Don't you dare lay a finger on my students! Beavis, did he hit you?
Beavis: Yes, sir, he did. Thank you for your concern.
Mr. Manners: Why, you little dirtball! Come here you!
Mr. Van Driessen: You want to touch my students? Then I'll touch you!
(Mr. Manners and Mr. Van Driessen fight out of the room with the students cheering them on; Beavis and Butt-Head then use manners to each other)

Mr Manners: Now how about using some manners?
Butthead: Manners suck!

Mr. Manners: Excuse me boys, but it's rather rude to make noises and interrupt me when it's my turn to talk.
Butt-head: Uh...we were doing this long before you came in, sir.
Beavis: Yeah. You interrupted us, butthole.