Beavis and Butt-Head

Mr. Manners: Manners are an enjoyable way to create a favorable impression with others. I'd like to start off with a fun activity, in which we'll be doing a little role-playing. Now, I'll need a couple of volunteers. Butt-head: Uh, pole playing? Beavis: I can do that! Mr. Manners: Ok. But what's the magic word? Butt-head: Uh... Beavis: Um..."Abracadabra"? Mr. Manners: Now come on, what do you say when you want something? Butt-head: Oh. Uh..."Buttwipe"? Beavis: Yeah, give me something, buttwipe. Bunghole!

Beavis: Hey, Butt-head. Don't screw with him. Butt-Head: Yeah. He sure does like to touch. Beavis: He tried to touch my wiener. Mr. Manners: What?! (grabs Beavis by the shoulders and shakes him) You little liar! Beavis: Back off, you pervert! Mr. Manners: He's lying! Mr. Van Driessen: Hey! Don't you dare lay a finger on my students! Beavis, did he hit you? Beavis: Yes, sir, he did. Thank you for your concern. Mr. Manners: Why, you little dirtball! Come here you! Mr. Van Driessen: You want to touch my students? Then I'll touch you! (Mr. Manners and Mr. Van Driessen fight out of the room with the students cheering them on; Beavis and Butt-Head then use manners to each other)

Mr Manners: Now how about using some manners? Butthead: Manners suck!

Mr. Manners: Excuse me boys, but it's rather rude to make noises and interrupt me when it's my turn to talk. Butt-head: Uh...we were doing this long before you came in, sir. Beavis: Yeah. You interrupted us, butthole.