Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis: You could get yourself pregnant? Ahhhhh!!! Give me one of those! (takes home pregnancy test from woman's hand)

Beavis: Hey Butt-head, you know how those women got pregnant right?
Butt-head: Uh, oh, yeah.
Beavis: They had to like do it, right?
Butt-head: Yeah, they did it.

Butt-head: Hey Beavis, you should get one of those.
Beavis: Shut up Butt-head, I don't need one of those.
Butt-head: What's you problem, dumbass? I was just telling ya to get some food.

Beavis: Hey Butt-head, when people get pregnant, they have to be chicks right?
Butt-head: Hmm?

Beavis: Mmmmggghhh!!!! Ahhh ugh! (starts breathing loudly) Ahhhhhhhh!!!! mmmuuuggghhhaahhh! (toilet starts flushing) Ha mmm huh. That was cool.

Beavis: Hey Butt-head, I know this guy who like wants to know what's it's like to have, you know babies. Butt-head: What a dork! Beavis: Oh yeah yeah. He's a real dumbass. But like, you know, he's like really wondering. Butt-head: Uh, it's like your always wipping up crap and puke all over you. Beavis: Cool. Butt-head: But then you have to watch all these like Barney videos and stuff, so you don't get to watch cool TV for like years, or something. Beavis: Whoa, having babies sucks!

Pregnant woman: I keep losing my temper for no reason, and I feel like Hell.
Woman: Really? I find myself craving the strangest food.
Beavis: Vegetables?! Ahhhhhhh!!!!

Butt-head: What's up with you, Beavis? What are you, pregnant? Beavis: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Beavis: The chick said it changes colour if your pregnant so, (reads French instructions) Esay la Peesee la Pregwa... Okay (Tries sticking the test tube in his belly button) Maybe it goes in here...

Beavis: It better not change color. (whizzes in pregnancy test tube) It turned yellow! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Beavis: Contraptions! Contraptions! It's coming out!