Buddy: (from sporting goods store) Let's see, you guys look like a pair of S's. Beavis: That's what McVicker says.
Buzzcut: (reading the boys' self-written excuse note) Please excuse Beavis and Butt-head from wearing "athletic sip-otters." They were unable to buy them because of a national "sip-otter" shortage.
Buddy: Hi, can I help you? Daria: I have some questions about active-wear. Beavis: [in the changing room] Cool! [Daria does a double-take] Beavis: Snug 'nads! [Daria does a double-take] Butt-head: [in the changing room] The family jewels are secure! [Beavis and Butt-head emerge wearing nothing but T-shirts and the eye patches] Beavis: How do we look? [Daria does a double-take] Daria: Wow! Even smaller than I thought! [Daria takes a photograph as Beavis and Butt-head pull their T-shirts down to their knees]
Butt-head: Hey, Dia ... er, Daria. Where'd you get the camera? Beavis: Yeah! You look like one of those "papa-nazis" [paparazzis]. Daria: My parents made me join the school paper. The paper made me fashion reporter because I'm a girl. I hate fashion!!! There's no fashion in this town! I want to be an enquiring photographer. Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Then you can take pictures in the girls' locker room. Butt-head: Yeah, and enquire about how they'd like to please Big-Daddy Butt-head. Daria: God, you're gross! [Daria raises the camera and takes their photograph] Beavis: Hey, why'd you do that? Daria: You never know, National Geographic might call! [Daria walks away quickly] Butt-head: She thinks we're cool!
The original version of this episode aired without the "dueling grasshoppers" at the very beginning -- instead starting with the boys flicking their lighters as they talked to Daria.
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