Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis: You know, some times, like when I think about my dad, I always imagine that he's Sir Mix-A-Lot. Butt-head: You wish Beavis, your dad was probably that roadie for the Marshall Tucker Band.

Beavis (Imagining himself in the military): Okay men, listen up: the way I see it, we strike at dawn, 'cause um, you know, they'll still be in bed with morning wood.

Beavis: Can I earn some money in the comfort of my own home while I watch TV?

Butt-head: (imagining himself doing a commercial) Hello, I'm Butt-head, for years and years, I found myself unable to score. But then one day, a friend introduced me to a product that changed my life forever -- it's beer. Got any?

Guidance Counselor: Now Beavis, I see here that you are currently employed at Burger World, that's great. Uh, so which of your duties there do you like the most? Butt-head: Huh huh huh, Beavis likes all his doodies.