Beavis and Butt-Head Season 6 Episode 2

Beavis: Let's go break something.

Butt-head: Science sucks.

Butt-head: Maybe morning wood is supposed to be a mystery. It's like, the mystery is too dangerous.
Beavis: Yeah, I'm just like, glad it happens.

(watching Railroad Jerk video)
Butt-head: Uh, that looks kinda like Conan O'brian.
Beavis: Oh, yeah, I heard he has a gigantic shlong.
Butt-head: Uh, no, you're thinking of me Beavis.

Butt-head: I kinda get a special feeling in my butt cheeks when an elevator goes down.

Beavis: You know like, some times when you're on a rollercoaster, and it feels like your nads are floating inside your sack?
Butt-head: Uh, yeah.
Beavis: Well, um, that gives me a special feeling.

Butt-head: Whoa, cool, "Spank" magazine.
Beavis: Yeah, April, check out page 63.
Butt-head: Dammit Beavis, this isn't scientific. It'll only give us artificial stiffies.

Beavis: That fairy in Peter Pan had a pretty nice butt.

Beavis: Maybe there's like, a Morning Wood fairy.

Beavis: Dammit Butt-head, why do you always have to tear down everything good in my life?
Butt-head: 'Cause your life sucks, Beavis. Your life sucks, and nobody likes you.

Butt-head: Hey Beavis, if we discover the mystery of morning wood, we will be famous the world over.